cheesy movie alert

OK this cheesy, bad, bad movie made around 2004 to spoof old bad cheesy sci fi and horror movies – well I can not stop laughing – hehe

If you like spoof and cheesy and appreciate old scifi and horror – I recommend – also a movie with a geologist as a hero – I could have been in a situation like this – see geology is funnnnnnnnnnnn – I love the Betty Armstrong quote – date a geologist and find excitement


The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

Betty Armstrong: Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks

[giving directions]
The Farmer: Stay on this road here, past Dead Man's Curve, you'll come to an old fence, called The Devil's Fence. From there, go on foot till you come to a valley known as The Cathedral Of Lost Soap. Smack in the center is what they call Forgetful Milkman's Quadrangle. Stay right on The Path Of Staring Skulls and you come to a place called Death Clearing. Cabin's right there, can't miss it.

Dr. Paul Armstrong: Dinner was delicious, honey. Keep cooking like that an I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.
Betty Armstrong: That'd suit me fine Mr. Meteor.
Dr. Paul Armstrong: Ouch, that hurt. Tomorrow let's say you and I go searching for our rocky glowing radioactive friend from space... together.
Betty Armstrong: Paul Armstrong, I do believe there's hope for you yet. Shake on it?
Dr. Paul Armstrong: Why shake when we can touch other things... like lips?


Kro-Bar: Yes, it is different this earth as it is called but then are we of the planet Marva as we call our planet not also strange and different to this planet and its people also?
Lattis: You think the earth people think we are strange, you think? It is strange how the ways of different people on different planets differ.

Dr. Roger Fleming steals the Atmosphereum and immobolizes Kro-Bar and Lattis]
Dr. Roger Fleming: Not moving very fast now, are you my interplanetary friends?
Kro-Bar: So this is your idea of sharing.
Lattis: It's not like Marvan sharing at all. This must be Earth sharing.
Dr. Roger Fleming: You'll find much of Earth sharing works this way. It's really more like I'm sharing with myself.
Kro-Bar: If I could only reach you, we'd share... pain.

Ranger Brad: I've seen a bear do things, well... even things that even a bear wouldn't do.

Skeleton: You must find the atmosphereum.
Animala: Amish Terrarium. Must find Amish terrarium.
Dr. Paul Armstrong: I don't understand. Why does she need an Amish terrarium?
Betty Armstrong: Don't the Amish live in open air, like us?
Dr. Paul Armstrong: Of course, Betty, it's absurd. Putting the Amish in glass cases would be inhumane.

Skeleton: [using mind control] Bring the meteor to the skeleton.
Kro-Bar: [using mind control] Bring the atmosphereum to Kro-Bar and Lattis.
Betty Armstrong: I must make a skeleton meatier using a crowbar covered in lettuce.